1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
