im holly from the hills drunk
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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