Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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