Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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