Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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