absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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