and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
wow bdsm is so cute
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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