I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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