she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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