erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
