sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just blew my weed a kiss
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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