I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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