What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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