I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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