And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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