You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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