Sry I called you an 8
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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