Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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