Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
BRING THE BAGELS
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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