Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize