Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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