what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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