He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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