Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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