I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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