Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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