Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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