Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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