I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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