Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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