i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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