I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
