Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
where am i from again
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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