Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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