She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I could fuck to npr.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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