Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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