I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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