You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
