Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
North Korea, Best Korea!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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