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• (773): View more from Illinois

  i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

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  SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  "Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?

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  To be honest, kinda.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!

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