so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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