Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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