This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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