ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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