Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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