Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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