My liver just broke up with me...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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