My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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