Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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