just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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