the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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