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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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