but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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