ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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