i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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