Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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