i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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