before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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