That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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