my sisters under your porch take her home
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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